OneHundrediest Post, plus number word foods

Whoooithy Q. Hoooooo!

We've hit 100 posts. Do you know what that means? Absolutely nothing. It's just a big round number is all, and as such, exiting. Most of the things we celebrate in life are merely big round numbers, if you think about it. Except Leap Year, Feb. 29th. That's really more celebrating a big Odd number.

Numbers are weird. That's why I refuse to have anything to do with them. In school, I failed my maths classes with flying colors (an expression I've been using that's confusing. Hey, that rhymes! My verbiage is extremely tangential today. I don't even know what I'm talking about, which is understandable, as I haven't been listening to a single word I've said. What?)

Even in Pirate College, I wouldn't take any of the navigation or bookkeeping electives, for fear of numbers. Also sextants, those things give me the willies (which is a sentince streun with double entendres, with nary an inuendo in sight. What am I talking about?)

Bookkeeping is the only word I can think of that has 3 sets of double letters next to each other. See? b-O-O-K-K-E-E-P-P-ing. Sppookkeeyy.

Wait, some of the posts have been of YARG! Cartoons, which aren't really a post, more of a reusing of stuff we've allready done to look like we're doing more than we are, only more-so.
So, really, we've only had ... muhmuhmuh, lemme see... 45 ACTUAL posts. That's nothing to celebrate. Sure, it's almost 50, and at least a multiple of 5, but I'm just not feeling it.

Nevermind.
Nevermore
Edgar Allen Poe
Eggner Allen Von Shmoodledike
Eggner has the word EGG in it, even though he's Anti Egg, Pro Cheese
Cheese is made of milk
Milk is made of cows
Hamburgers are made of cows
Hamburgers are made of milk?

Sorry, I'm typing/acting a little loopy. I've had nothing to eat but ice cream for the past few days.

by my previous logic, or prevogic, Icecream is made of hamburgers.

You want 100 posts? Here's 100 posts!

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Edgar Allen Poest.

Do you understand now?
I've written a bunch of words, so I'm gonna go now.