smelly shoes to fill

Well, that's it. We bailed Pete out of the hotel dungeon, fished Lester out of the pool and but him in the dryer in the laundry room. We've bid adeiu to our pirately friends here at the show, had a few farewell swordfights (Joe won his fencing seminar by the way. He managed to injure everyone else. A new record!), we rode the escalators like a bajillion times, and we argued with the concierge about how many movies we watched in the room (we can't have watched PotC2DMC twenty-three times, could we?).

Now, our bags are packed, we're at the airport ready to head home, and

WAITAMINIT!

NoEyes Johnson is still missing!

You know what that means.

We'll be holding auditions to find his replacement. If you would like to become a member of the PiratesWeBe, send in your headshot and resumé. You must (wink wink) be fully licensed with the UPBS (Union of Pirates, Buccineers and Swashbucklers. Duh.) and have attended a disreputible Piracy School, or equivalent community college.

Send your entries to me, ScurvyBeard@Yahoo.com, and all interesting entries will be posted here, on our blog. Bonus points for creativity.