Pirettes

Okay. We've had no one interesting enough write in wanting to take NoEyes Johnsons spot as a Pirate We Be. So, we're gonna have to find NoEyes. In the meantime, to share in his duties, whatever they are, I'm calling up the reserves. Yes, the Pirettes We Be! (dramatic music plays while we montage on the indviduals:

We have:
Amber, YoHo Joseph's girl friend, who also has a cool leather jacket.
Granny ScurvyBeard, guardian of the secret Pirate Cookies recipé.
Peg Leg Jamie: Pete's sister, who knows quite a bit about piracy, but whom we won't let be a member of the crew, basically, because she'd be really good at it.
Jacque Parrot: Lester's arch-nemisis, who's swarthy good-looks have wooed many a pigeon.
And finally, last and also least, NoEyes Johnson's brother, NoEars Johnson.











Together, we will have many wacky mis-adventures.