Misc and laneous Stuff/Things

Hiya! First things first, dyou like the new pavatar? (That's Pirate Avatar of course. Avatar means 'web logo image thing' or, more literally, 'the descent of a deity to the earth in an incarnate form or some manifest shape; the incarnation of a god.' Pirate of course means 'swashbuckley guy' not to be confused with 'the descent of a deity to the earth in an incarnate form or some manifest shape; the incarnation of a god. ' Pirates ever only did that once.

Second things second:

ummm...

I don't have much to talk about today.

Ooh! I can do this really cool magic trick! Watch!

---------

Didya see that! It looked like my arm really detatched, didn't it!?

Wait, you probably couldn't see my trick, huh? Lousy internet connection. It was REALLY cool though. I mean like, Houdini cool.

So, anybody got any interesting tatoos?
Don't show me!
I was just making conversation.

Anyone else here from Pellmellia? Raise your hands! one, two, three, okay none...

I'd like to give a shout out to my pal Lester. Hi Lester! I got those income tax receipts you asked for. What did you say you were making out of paper maché? I hope it's not another narwale.

Oh! I know what to talk about. My spoon collection! I have nearly 7.

I just got a really cool new spoon. It's 6 foot long, carved from the rare borarobnob tree by a blind Boomerangatangian woodsmith. It was originally used for hand to hand combat, and also formal dinners and Hollywood film premieres. It features a motif of inlaid ivory, depicting the famed Boomerangatang Flinging Sheep. They guy said it's mysticky energy repulses the Evil Bognogs of Wagilmalayoo, but I don't really know what those are. If anyone has any information about the Evil Bognog of Wagilmalayoo, please send it to me immediately.