Never Speak of it Again.

All hear this!

A little while ago, there was a period of three days to which we shall not refer, either on this blog or in real life. You don't need to know the full details of those three days, suffice to say, we made an investment in real estate (bought a palace), felt on top of the world for a while, declared some things into law, had some sashes made, you know, the usual. Then the trouble started. We're extremely embarassed, so don't ask us to comment on them. (However, if you're curious, some guy, Roy I think his name is, went and made a book about it! The nerve of some people! Here's a link to the book (we wouldn't ordinarily post such a disgrace to all of piratedom on our site, but we do get a small percentage of the sale, so I guess it's worth it.)

We were going to file a lawsuit, but he didn't do anything actually illegal (not that that would have stopped us.) Also, we're banned from the Registry of Legality here in Pellmellia for that time when... Well, I'll let PegLeg Pete tell you. It's all his fault.

In the meantime, the events described in the alleged book will not be spoken of, probably. (unless we run out of other things to talk about.)

Sincerely,
Captain Scurvy Beard