
A pirate, a ninja, and a viking walk into a bar. The Pirate says to the barkeep "I'll have a gallon of grog and a ration of rum." The ninja says "I will have a warm saké, served with honor" and the Viking says "I'll have a milk. With cimanin sprinkles, because I'm an idiot." So, the pirate chops his beard off, the ninja throws ninja-throwing things at him, and sics Godzilla on him, and the bar-patrons chase him outside, and tar and feather him, and pass a law banning all vikings, and set his boat on fire. Then they all live happily ever after. The end.
2 Comments:
You spelled Inflammatory and Cinnamon wrong. Also, ninja throwing stars are called 'shuriken'
What bar was this that serves grog by the gallon?
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